I was trying to get Charlotte to tell me what she wanted Santa to bring her for Christmas this year. The conversation went something like this:
Mom: Charlotte, what's Santa going to bring you for Christmas?
Charlotte: ummmmm
Mom: Is he going to bring you some princess stuff?
Charlotte: No.
Mom: Is he going to bring you a train?
Charlotte: No. (This went on for a few more tries from mom)
Finally, I asked, "Well what is Santa going to bring?"
Charlotte: Mom, presents.
Mom: But, what kind of presents would you like from Santa?
(Charlotte thought long and hard for a few minutes this time.)
She finally responded, "Red ones."
I'm thinking Santa has it pretty easy this year.

Charlotte, age 3

Grahm do you want to dance with me or be a princess?

I'm doing a dancy cool dance. (it looked a lot like the hula).

A month ago the Satellite dish lost signal during Dora the Explorer. Tragedy. When the TV wasn't working Charlotte was very determined to fix it. After going through the standard troubleshooting guide:

Power: On, no picture.
Sound: On, no sound.

She grabbed all three remote controls, placed them in a line on the couch, which she calls "Choo-Choo train of Motes" she sat next to the train of motes and systematically pushed random buttons to fix it. While doing this she kept saying, "C'mon motes, tv, dora...work! My fix it, not daddy!"

After about 8 minutes of no results, she went up to the tv, hit it with her hand and walked away. Saying "TV broking, my play with toys in Charlottes room...Grahm c'mon!"

Charlotte's new favorite thing to say, "Sure did!" Regardless of accurate application.

Mom: "Charlotte that's a really pretty drawing."

Charlotte: "Sure did!"

The power went out today. Charlotte's response is, "Lights, you're in trouble!"

Dad: "Charlotte, do you want to help Daddy clean up?"

Charlotte: "Um...how'bout...no, daddy do it!"

Instead of "everybody" it's "Lots of Buddies"

While banging her elbows on the dinner table, "Look mom, my elbows are jumping!"